Some thoughts on decorating for Christmas as a married man:
Our job is to be support staff. This means we let the wife take the lead on how and what to decorate.
Why is this? Besides the preservation of peace? It will look better. Lot’s better.
I have come to this conclusion after hanging lights on the front window that turned out to resemble a part of the female anatomy.
Let’s just say the drooped in places they shouldn’t have…